The Robot Priest

[Nugget]

I, for one, would be more inclined to discuss faith with an impartial robot. No using their 'superior' knowledge to tell me how to vote, or wave their had and absolve me of all quilt for my sins.
No constantly changing rules by these 'anointed' ones, such as gays are doomed to hell to let's welcome them with open arns; our collection plates are suffering. No worry about what kids are learning in Sunday school. 

I'd take a robot over a Jim Baker, Ted Haggard or the likes. That's just me, though.