Bob Has Been Around For A Very Long Time

[Jbird]

I've been told that Bob is older than JBird and Blaine's combined age, but haven't been able to find a vetted source that verifies that.

2 x older than dirt ?

Would that make him  Martian ? 

[argentus]

2 x older than dirt ?

Would that make him  Martian ? [Image: https://i.imgur.com/whGsdl0l.jpg]

It really depends upon whose dirt we're talking about;  Martian or Terran?  

[Blaine91555]

I've been told that Bob is older than JBird and Blaine's combined age, but haven't been able to find a vetted source that verifies that.

We're keeping an eye on you Lizardman.

[underpass61]

That is not Bob.

[Image: https://i.imgur.com/bXZULcN.jpg]
THAT is Bob.

Could be Swahili Bob

[Video: https://youtu.be/KEMIiTbxpWA?si=E6TLgo8a0VCz8pKB]

[Byrd]

Eh, they're all a bunch of newcomer Bobs.  The Church of the Subgenius has the one and only Pope Bob Dobbs who has been around as long as subgeniuses.  And even longer than that!


J. R. "Bob" Dobbs - Wikipedia

Hail Eris!

[sprocketuk]

I thought of something like this...