DI Conspiracy Thread Creation Contest

[marshun]

China is prepping to invade us.
Chinese restaurants in every town.  Chinese 'students' in every school.

Chinese container ships in our ports, especially the left coast.  a few containers could contain enough guns for an army.



Chinese satellites in position to lase our satellites.

Chinese purchases of farmland near military bases.

something to think about...

[worldstarcountry]

Well... This is a fucking unnecessary rabbit hole...

I honestly no longer have an answer, and it bugs me: 

Further investigation: 

What about... "4. It never happened?" 

This might be an actual conspiracy caught here. 

A few say it hasn't happened, everything else says it did... with no proof either way.

Heeeeyyyyy, does this mean I won the contest???   

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Oh, no one cared about my stupid contest....

But* As far as conspiracies go, i wasted a lot of the day in a rabbit hole trying to confirm this pride festival even took place, and failed to do so.

There's everything about it, and nothing covering the actual event, but the internet is saying it happened.

You can find pictures from every held pride festival of note online.  This million dollar one has nothing to see. 

So sure, you win my contest attempting to deemphasize politics no one cared about anyway.

[worldstarcountry]

groovy, now where's my beer? And I want a cookie too! Actually I think I am disqualified because I never put CTC in the title as I read this thread after I posted my initial suspicions.

Seriously though, this does not give you an uneasy feeling witnessing this insanity? You know in your heart there is something more than meets  the eye to this. Do not write that off like just some random fluke to be glossed over. I beg you, listen to your instincts!

[ReturnofBroccoli]

Oh, no one cared about my stupid contest....

But* As far as conspiracies go, i wasted a lot of the day in a rabbit hole trying to confirm this pride festival even took place, and failed to do so.

There's everything about it, and nothing covering the actual event, but the internet is saying it happened.

You can find pictures from every held pride festival of note online.  This million dollar one has nothing to see. 

So sure, you win my contest attempting to deemphasize politics no one cared about anyway.

If we had brought it back up during the influx of new patrons from UM perhaps it would have gone better. There were a few CTC

[guyfriday]

Heck it was pretty simple, If anyone cared they could have just created a new -Q- thread and placed a CTC at the end of it.

[Randyvine]

Do you have a great original conspiracy you've put together? Or even one that you've pieced together from other conspiracies?  Could you make one up? 

Here's your opportunity to test all of the above.

The rules are simple.  

Create a short conspiracy (1000 words or less) that you feel is plausible and back up your theory.

Parallel thought exists, and it's all been done, but still try to come up with something original, or at least an original angle. 

​​​All conspiracies must have a declarative statement and at least 2 pieces of supporting evidence to back up the assertion.  The evidence can be images or links. Warn of all PDF sources and links used. 

Every conspiracy thread is open for debate once posted. 
You are not required to defend all challenges, but you can.

Submissions will be open through June 31st. 

Similar to the writing contests of the past, include "CTC" in the title.  

Example:

  "The EPA focusing on Scrubbing Sulfur Dioxide Is What Actually Caused Global Warming - CTC"

Judging: 

After May 31st all members will vote on their favorite submissions, which will receive 10 points. That will be added to the total number of likes for the OP for an aggregate score.. 

The conspiracy with the highest total wins a yet to be discussed prize. 

Post submissions in their own thread.
Multiple submissions allowed. 

Other rules:


• No obvious political baiting or trolling with your submissions. While conspiracies can be about political  issues (like cover-ups), or have political undertones (like why they covered it up), they should support general, respectful, and fact oriented ideas, and not seek to belittle with blatant vitriol. 

• No conspiracies focused on demeaning a specific race, color, religion, sex (including pregnancy and sexual orientation), national origin, age, disability, or genetic information. 

• No conspiracies featuring NSFW content, explicit subject matter, sex crimes or exploitation.

• No conspiracies about other members, present or former, issues pertaining to this site, ATS, or related communities. 

• No conspiracies that violate any decorum standards not mentioned. 

• Use best judgement, dont be mean..


Apart from that, let your mind go and be creative!

And have fun! :)

This whole OP is an obvious conspiracy.

First of all it seems biased against people who take life way to seriously.
Clearly this is what OP meant by "And have fun". Really! Not everybody
wants to have fun OP at least not in my world.

Same thing with that "Creative" ideology what are you like one of Gods
little angel messengers or something? Cheese n rice lighten up will ya?

You also seem to have a huge problem with mean people/ Well guess
what mean people matter OP. In fact they need a place to blow off steam
like this right here. Keep people from flipping out and you may save a life
that could be my own.

And this one:

• No conspiracies about other members, present or former, issues pertaining to this site, ATS, or related communities. 

Does this one exist only to keep posts like this from exposing the 
dark underbelly that I believe says everything we need to know about 
OPs intent with casting this thread?

Yes I do. And don't expect me to turn a blind eye with my head in the sand
wearing a tin foil hat not to participate.

Thank you OP.

Ah shit OP seems to have conspired against me with a bump!

On my friggen head! :)

PS I don't think this contest is stupid so there. 
(places hand in armpit and makes fart sound)